A Obscure Post About Something or Other

According to the latest Alderanian Institute survey, corn is the most nutritious, docile and edible plant on the Fourth Moon of the Endor system. The native Ewoks have eaten this staple food for generations, and the story of how corn consumption and cultivation originated is interesting and exciting. It shall not be told. Rather, the simple fact that corn is the stem of the surname Cornell shall be investigated. The legend has it that the Cornells were originally a powerful race in the Outer Rim, much like the Timelords. Also, like the Timelords, they were attacked by the Daleks in the year 12346364858697.586 and defeated at the battle of Finishmyenglishjournal. However, unlike the Timelords, the Cornells were able to change their majestic forms to resemble ordinary earthlings. during the process, the secret was lost. Opperation LEM is still under observation, but looks set to fail.