Graffiti- An Irate Stallion

Far out, I'm sick to quite a lot of death of text talk and Ewok hate mail. The next twat who has the bright idea to graffiti in text talk will have Stallions to deal with. And I'm serious. Gandalf won't be happy. Stupid earthlings. In fact, Emperor Palpatine has personally pledged to destroy earth with the Death Star next time somenoe does. He is particularly offended with the graffiti in room eight of Battlestar Galactica, in which some semi-retarded Tauntaun has written 'maths is uber gay'. Not cool. He will kill your family. And my golly gosh, Ewok hate mail is also getting old. I will destroy your planet and take Princess Leia as my wife. By the way, all you Jawas who are pretending you've been to my world: my droids have sent several cease and desist holographs. Next thing thing for you is no more family. You haven't even been to the crunch.