Getting Home from School

Pills. Useful things, especially when mixed with the juice of Moaning Murtle and those screming roots in Harry Potter. They really have a calming effect. So calming, in fact, that Stallion #9 isn't even concerned that Peter Yates is now a warrior-queen cross Dumbledore. He has a pretty big sword. Lucky that Faramir is here to save me. He is a clever one. He is even disguised as Simon. Hang on... He is in league with the evil Peter Yates! It actually is Simon! Ah, here comes Faramir. Faramir has an even better sword. His warriors of Gondor and Gandalf have united to bring Peter Yates to justice! It looks like Yates has finally met his match. Oh no. He's back to his true form, Darth Vader. Lucky Luke Skywalker and Han Solo are here then! Better take some more Glumph juice. Wow! Those light sabers are sharp! Now Yates's Daleks are here! And the Tardis! Here's Stallion #9's lift then. Must dash.