ANYONE WHO DOES NOT COME TO THE FINALS IS NOT VERY MASCULINE, FEMININE OR GOOD.

All across the galaxy, the winds of change are being felt. In Middle Earth, Sauron is mustering his minions to march against Rohan and Ministirith. In a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker is preparing to confront Darth Vader and the might of the Empire. The Timelords are readying themselves to banish the Daleks. However, these trivial disturbances are nothing to the finals at Ross Park tonight. This shall be the final struggle between good and evil to decide the fate of the universe. If you do not come to see Stallions' last game tonight, you are a complete twat and have no life. There will be millions of people/non-people around the universe watching, from Tatooine to Cair Paravel, so spread the word. IT WILL BE A RIOT.